It's crazy what the GOOGLE trends are

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore