"Man, bowling alleys will do anything to attract patronage. This was a plan my friends and I had for a long time, and one night it finally came true."

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor