I am going to stay up all night liking this story, because I want a little fame. No one seems to know I exist. -Bob
We still haven't forgotten, Leno. Coco remains champion of Internet!
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.