Who says white dicks cant be big?

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.