It is a whole new era...of douchebaggery.

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor