After he clicked OK he couldn't walk for a week.

They're the two most popular girls in school.

It's a Christmas miracle!

From Jordan

I don't blame her. I blame her brain.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

You should see how she hails a cab.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.