I work at a popular italian restaurant as a food/kitchen runner. Sucks. A woman ordered a salad. She sent the salad back complaining that the vegetables in the salad were too "crispy and fresh." She asked for us to put it in the microwave with butter. People are simply ridiculous.
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Sonic's version of the "Happy Meal."
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Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.



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