Chuck Norris doesn't beat boobs, he strikes the fear of death into their hearts.
Don't Roar too loudly, the guy behind you is trying to sleep.
Some of Santa's little helpers don't think coal is enough for people on the naughty list, so this elf decided to go rogue.
College - the death of innocence.
I'd rather take the scenic route, please.
Crime doesn't sleep, so I guess that gives the good guys the advantage of being well-rested.