Picture "Umm... Does anyone else see anything wrong with this picture? And why the hell is he so happy? They took his hair!!"
Picture The next Ronald McDonald sex picture we'll take MUST be of a girl bending over with Ronald's face in her crotch. Sorry.
Picture "We followed this guy around town until he pulled in at a parking lot. I don't know why someone would have this license plate... assuming it's a guy."
Picture "I was helping a friend of mine DJ a frat party. I turned around to him and saw some chick . . . well, just look. Now I know why he likes to DJ."