Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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Sexy and They Know It
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
"Why study at MU when you can play poker in the elevator?"
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Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
