They're like an even hotter version of Goofus and Gallant.
Raptor jesus doesn't approve of this whole "evolution" fad.
"Chuck Norris probably doesn't approve of the theft of Chuck Norris"
Approve of my health care plan, you will.
"Hey man, there's only one bear that can nickname itself 'Ice,' and that bear is me."
They're each displaying their go-to "I need attention" pose.