When the father goes to burp the son he pukes beer and nachos.

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Well, think it.

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young