"We had 16 inches of snow and no school today at Penn State, so of course we taught ourselves how to jump off 30 ft ledges into snow"

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.