He's tough as bullets, yet delicate as a huge flying insect.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost