The sad thing is, this could be true and people still would...

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109