"Me obsessed with Kournikova? Noooo"

You should see how she hails a cab.

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.