Note to commenters: Being "First" ain't always what it's cracked up to be.

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Well, think it.

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal