CHIPOTLAWAY WILL GET OUT ANY STAIN, NO MATTER HOW TERRIBLY BLOODY.
Billy Mays Hayes
If you loved Billy Mays, you'll really love a belligerent Billy Mays.
It's a little odd he's wearing the Oxi Clean shirt out to a restaurant on his 15th anniversary. His other shirts must be too dirty.
This shaming is tentatively titled: The Ghost of Asian Billy Mays