Picture "This is a picture of my good friend Erik, who had a little too much to drink." I love the innocent look on his face.
Picture He just discovered his ability to levitate basketballs. Everyone else discovered he's a wuss.
Picture "My friend has a buddy that works in the University registrar and when he had his ID made, his friend put this name on it. He didn't notice until two weeks later. He then told the University, who gave him free text books and fired his friend."
Picture His cell phone lives to die another day. Specifically today, when he drops it in the toilet as he's puking