"Apparently, they were practicing being able to move in their hazmat suits. At least if there's a bio-terrorist attack, we can take comfort in the fact we'll still be able to watch the women's volleyball team play."

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321