Why do you hog all the spotlight?

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321