Nothing says Classy Gas Station like the display of a chandelier

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve