The world as Americans view it

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve