snorkeling just became less gay

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps