I work at a popular italian restaurant as a food/kitchen runner. Sucks. A woman ordered a salad. She sent the salad back complaining that the vegetables in the salad were too "crispy and fresh." She asked for us to put it in the microwave with butter. People are simply ridiculous.
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$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
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"My guy friends ask me why I'm a cheerleader. All I do is pull out this picture of my coach and explain about our co-ed sleepovers and they shut up." Fag!
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I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
