Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
He'll be happy just as long as he has his priorities in order.
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Have you ever been hypnotized?
Girl in Tiny Shorts Returns
I know we've already posted a picture of this girl before, but here she is again from a fresh new angle. (See related info below).
Truck Babe Airbrush Fail
They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.