Those words she wrote are actually the sound of her Shih-ti-- well you get the point.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost