"I got home to find my door covered in 250 feminine hygiene pads. Tampons were strung festively from the upper edge of my doorway, some soaked in crimson juice. A card was on my door, wishing me the best throughout my tumultuous journey towards womanhood.

At about 10pm, my roommate and I were in our normal habit of watching Adult Swim and playing random video games when all of a sudden we get a knock at our door. I go to open it and suddenly 2 guys burst in, with ninja wraps on their head, spray a lot of febreeze all over our stuff and run out leaving a note that says "You stink!". I was hurt until 5 minutes later... Read More » when a very apologetic ninja showed up and said that they got the wrong room. I don't know what I was hurt more over. Being called smelly or not being invited for revenge on the smelly Asian smokers next door.

February 16, 2012