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Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.