Apparently women can't get a divorce

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps