"This is my friend pete, hes very proud of his ability to piss his name into the snow."
Mommy, where do Hawaiian shirts come from?
"Pete Sampras LOVES the Lord of the Rings."
In the immortal words of Peter Townshend, "I hope I die before I get old."
It's obviously the Canal Tour. The anal tour is 60 meters ahead.
This is Siqso's illegitimate son from his world tour stop in Taiwan.