I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Lamest magician ever.
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Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.