Which once again proves my theory - Germans love David Hasselhoff.
The Germans think they can one-up us, wait 'til we whip out the Washington Monument.
Thousands of Germans die from upside down banana eating every year. Could you be next?
Get yer stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape.
Damn horse paparazzi, leave me alone!
"Germans... and puppies... love David Hasselhoff."