"Pictures speak a thousand words in an Ellensburg, WA department store."
A picture's worth a thousand weirdo's.
A picture may be worth a thousand words, but a jpeg, not so much.
A picture's worth a thousand little turds who can't stand still.
It's pictures like this that make buying a karaoke machine for the home all worth it.
This picture is worth 1000 words, but only 2 come to mind - OH SH*T