Make sure to give him a good scrub down before eating.

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From Crotch Beard The Pirate on March 19, 2010

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The old "painting a donkey to look like a zebra" trick, ay? I give him 24 hours before the toxic paint seeps through his hide and slowly poisons him.

Picture The old "painting a donkey to look like a zebra" trick, ay? I give him 24 hours before the toxic paint seeps through his hide and slowly poisons him.

Buzz wants you to take him to infinity... and beyond! Then, make him a sandwich.

Picture Buzz wants you to take him to infinity... and beyond! Then, make him a sandwich.

If you want to be even meaner, make him drink a lot of water before taping him up.

Picture If you want to be even meaner, make him drink a lot of water before taping him up.

Before we do this I want to make sure all three of us agree that no matter what it won't be weird for us afterwards.

Picture Before we do this I want to make sure all three of us agree that no matter what it won't be weird for us afterwards.

The old guy is checking to make sure that's not The Rock in front of him.

Picture The old guy is checking to make sure that's not The Rock in front of him.

"Have a Good War" Letter to Soldier

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