Picture They should have asked me, I have a million ideas for road names. They could call it Super Off-.
Picture How could he write that note if he's from the future? UNLESS he already went back in time to leave the note, but what would be the point of leaving the note in the first place... oh my God my nose is bleeding.
Picture It's marginally better than sleeping on all that stuff, which is what most people do when they pass out.