Don't tell me there weren't warning signs people! We knew it all along.
You've been caught feather-on-the-end-of-a-stick handed
"My friend and I were at Walmart and saw this...we knew you all at Collegehumor.com would love it."
Whoa, it was him all along in plain site, much like Queen Amidala of Naboo in Star Wars: Episode I.
Goddamn it R2 you said you knew how to find this place.
When a Halloween comes along, you must whip it.