Super glue makes for a rough shaming, but at least you're up $2.13.
If you're gonna use a car to compensate, at least go for something with a little more balls.
At least he's not looking in the other direction. Specifically at something red.
At least he's the king of something.
Pretzelicious. Or at least something licious.
"Well, at least there's a receptacle for it..."