she shoulda texted him tits. View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From g is retired on March 12, 2010 See More Popular Pictures More By g is retired View Profile Nothing turns me on like a man in uniform. Or pink boxers. Pink boxers work too. Brought to you by one Hillary Rodham Clinton. i found this while walking on the beach. Pretty nice, huh? Recommended Comments () Picture "An hour later she picked him up, banged him, then dropped him off." Picture To be fair his original plan was to steal her cell phone from her back pocket and see if she'd texted any past boyfriends, but this is validation too. Picture "Group of us went to Vegas and met an old couple that were hilarious. She let me motor boat her tits." Picture Now all she has to do is find Legolas. Then have him accept her for the freak she is. Picture It's the only anonymous place she was willing to meet him. Picture Shoulda said something earlier!! Comments ()