He won the "Most Likely to Not Get Laid" superlative.
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Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Cat Ruins Sexy Photo Shoot
"Yeah, that's definitely not what I meant" - Photographer
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
George R. R. Martin reads three nursery rhymes. Come back in 11 years for the fourth one.
Presidents indulging in vice. They should be called vice presidents. ... wait.
Dating profiles for NFL stars: because who would ever be attracted to muscular millionaires?
Come for the funny signs; stay for the crappy food.
This MMA fighter faces his greatest enemy: himself.
Looks great, makes beef jerky. What more could you want?
Would you rather drown or fall to your death? Now you don't have to choose!
And now they're dribbling all over the court...
The future is finally here: flying dogs.
