Picture "So these two guys across the hall from me got annoying. Some friends and I did this, then blamed it on a sorority."
Picture "These are the girls in the suite across the hall from me at Western New England College. Are they hot or what?"
Picture "At his rate of speed, he ran across the ditch, flew into the air, hit the ground in front of this new double wide model home and bounced right through the front door!"
Picture This costume took me 3 hours to make, but it got me first and second place in 2 costume contests...and yes, there's a trap door for me to piss. Also, about 12,387 drunk guys asked my girlfriend to arrest them.