"A russian pistachio package w/ some tennis plaer on the cover and anut in the right place"

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109