"Doug wasn't kidding when he said he was about to pass out."

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness