Give me a T. Give me an M. Give me a Z.
I live by myself, so it was totally worth building this harness.
You guys are going to have me neutered? Oh, those vets are so overpriced, I'll just do it myself.
Even if you paid me I still would have to contemplate watching it.
Technically he's not drinking it. He's pouring it all over his shirt.
"I covered my nipple so it was still PG."