Quick! Someone grab the Poke Flute to wake her up.

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip