Picture "It's over 5 and 1/2 feet wise and over 3 and 1/2 feet tall. Those are full sized movie posters to the left and right."
Picture This beer bong is 6 feet tall, holds 24 beers, and is illegal in 12 states. Also I think it may be smarter than me.
Picture "I had sex with my roommates girlfriend while he was away one weekend. I didn't know how to break it to him ... for some prespective this picture was taken from an 11th story window and the lamp post is 12 feet tall."