Unless he's asleep. Then you've got at least a good 405 seconds.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

I know we've already posted a picture of this girl before, but here she is again from a fresh new angle. (See related info below).

From WheredMyMindGo

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur