Picture "My dad sent me a cardboard cut of of him so I would always fill like he was watching me, I think he would be proud!" Your dad is weird.
Picture This is why you should always keep guns around while drinking. (update: Blue wrote in to let us know "the ferret is still alive and well. If it was not, I would have been shot by at least one of those guns.")
Picture "Taken in Switzerland. My mom kept asking what was so funny, but my dad and I wouldn't tell her."