My Dad would always tell me, "Never bring a knife..." « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture February 26, 2003 See More gun Recommended Comments () Picture "My dad sent me a cardboard cut of of him so I would always fill like he was watching me, I think he would be proud!" Your dad is weird. Picture If I told you this was a sex toy, would you lick me? Picture I've always thought this to be the last place I'd want my girlfriend to go with PMS Picture This is why you should always keep guns around while drinking. (update: Blue wrote in to let us know "the ferret is still alive and well. If it was not, I would have been shot by at least one of those guns.") Picture "Taken in Switzerland. My mom kept asking what was so funny, but my dad and I wouldn't tell her." Picture "Why must my bitch always bring home cock?" Comments ()