did you know Bullet Tooth Tony from Snatch used to be a bad ass soccer player?

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday