Picture An illiterate 11 year-old living across the street just added Lucky the Little Sperm to his spank bank.
Picture If you took all the sperm in one ejaculation and lined them up from end to end, you still should have used a Kleenex or something.
Picture "Walking through Korea Town NYC and this ice cream storefront is gated and locked with this note on the front door." I knew there was a friendlier place than Cold Stone out there.
Picture The letters said "3rd Floor Sailing Away to a Better Brighter Future" but we liked this better.....